BVD and the Lady Liberty

And so it goes that BVD heard of a certain Lady Liberty that lived on Liberty Isle in NY. It was said that this Lady Liberty could provide some insights to BVD on techniques that he could use to liberate himself from all the troubles and woes he has experienced lately (especially not to mentioned being chased by a giant with a camera). So off BVD went to search for her...

Upon arriving on Liberty Isle, BVD started searching high and low for the Lady and came upon a humongous green skirt. Upon looking high up, BVD recognised that its was the Lady herself. He shouted to her, "Dear Lady Liberty, i need your advice on liberating myself!" And the Lady said, "Bladoovil, my son, you need to come closer to my lips so that i can whisper it to you for it is an invividual secret that needs to be told in secret."

"But, but.... you're lips are so high up there!" shouted BVD.

"Well, do you want to know or not?" asked Lady Liberty.

And so, summoning the powers of the red underwear and the three-pronged fork BVD jumped as high as he could so he can find out what is the secret..... (well as you can see, he still has not reached high enough -.- ... hopefully he will by the next BVD posting)